Limited Creativity, Pt. 2

To be fair, I'm sure most Germans would find it equally funny translating certain English words literally. Heh . . . "Lichtkloß." Continued from part one.

Rookie Mistake

This one's another verbatim true story. I even stood all confident and proud of my German like in the second panel there.

Vegetable Meat

ProTip: order the "diavola."

Adventure's Limit

To be fair, I'm pretty sure squat toilets are less wasteful, more hygienic, and better for you than the western kind. Still, some old habits die very hard...

Inspiration

Slight Exaggeration

Did and Done