Sunday, April 3, 2016

Service Extremes

If you speak Thai language to Thai people, they think it's adorable and polite. If you speak Korean to Koreans, they think Korean is useless and you should learn a more useful language. If you speak a little Chinese Mandarin to Chinese people, they think you're completely fluent.


  1. I had a friend who got stared down in Paris. One of the sweetest ladies you'll ever meet--a veritable unicorn of humankind--and this waiter just loomed over her as she tried to comprehend the menu. His glare was so intensive she just gave back the menu in shame and he snatched it away and left her in a huff.

  2. That itchy-skeleton is so cute...