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there is a farside like this where tarzan is swinging through the jungle saying "Hello, my first name is tarzan, welcome to my home" "Greetings, so nice to see you today jane" and he swings up to Jane and says "Me Tarzan. You Jane." Doh.
Been there, done that. When I had been studying French for a year, I visited France for a week and did okay in most situations. Then after studying French for another year, a French market came to town.... could I ask the price of a croissant? Noooooooo....