Sunday, October 2, 2022

Low Down

Alphabetization is discrimination


9 comments

Thursday, September 29, 2022

Overthinking It (REMASTER)

Perfect preparation potentially produces problematic predicaments


1 comments

Sunday, September 25, 2022

Nice Try

I don't get no sonkei around here!


2 comments

Thursday, September 22, 2022

Worst Done (REMASTER)

Runny nose? Run away!!


5 comments

Sunday, September 18, 2022

Nose Goes

He has other qualities too, you know!


0 comments

Thursday, September 15, 2022

Service Extremes (REMASTER)

I never thought I'd yearn for average service, but here we are.


1 comments

Sunday, September 11, 2022

Inverted Vertebrae

Did you know that German spines go upside-down??


5 comments

Thursday, September 8, 2022

Americentricity (REMASTER)

Some things are obviously American. Other things...


0 comments

Sunday, September 4, 2022

The Gym

Whatever joke you made in your head, leave me out of it!


0 comments

Thursday, September 1, 2022

ScanDNAvia (REMASTER)

Rather quite the pillage, what?


3 comments

Sunday, August 28, 2022

Self-Isolation

No island is an....island.


3 comments

Thursday, August 25, 2022

Proper Pronunciation (REMASTER)

Nice to have an expert around to teach you.


2 comments

Sunday, August 21, 2022

Dreams of the Future

Where do YOU think we should go?


1 comments

Thursday, August 18, 2022

Encroaching Bringlish (REMASTER)

I say, good chap! Ain't that the dang truth


6 comments

Sunday, August 14, 2022

Involuntary Eavesdrop

The worst part of being a native speaker of ANY language.


2 comments

Thursday, August 11, 2022

Perfect Gift (REMASTER)

I've got just the thing for you.


0 comments

Sunday, August 7, 2022

Instant Classic

Never have I flipped a u-turn so quickly


6 comments

Thursday, August 4, 2022

Standard Shape (REMASTER)

Why do airports gotta be so dang weird


2 comments

Sunday, July 31, 2022

Cubist Circle

Great art is never what you expect


2 comments

Thursday, July 28, 2022

End Result Irrelevant (REMASTER)

The point is, I did it!!


2 comments

Sunday, July 24, 2022

Travel Timing

It's finally nice! Let's get outta here!


2 comments

Thursday, July 21, 2022

Bärque, Bårkh (REMASTER)

You just gotta get out there and try!


0 comments

Sunday, July 17, 2022

Sciuridaezation

I squirrel, you squirrel, we all squirrel for séqurreuils


5 comments

Thursday, July 14, 2022

Weather Flash (REMASTER)

Or maybe tomorrow will be exactly the same.


0 comments

Sunday, July 10, 2022

Needs Unmet

It's always the wrong amount


0 comments

Friday, July 8, 2022

Vocab Hole (REMASTER)

It's on the tip of my........lengua


7 comments

Sunday, July 3, 2022

Admire From Afar

Some juice just isn't worth the squeeze.


0 comments

Thursday, June 30, 2022

Expressive Vowels (REMASTER)

I häve ä tërriblë pökër fäcë


2 comments

Sunday, June 26, 2022

Small Gift

Saying Arabs are hospitable is like saying pita bread is round.


0 comments

Thursday, June 23, 2022

Welcome Friend (REMASTER)

The friend of my friend is my enemy.


4 comments

Sunday, June 19, 2022

Hot Take

Spicy is spicy is spicy.


0 comments

Wednesday, June 15, 2022

Over the Line (REMASTER)

There's right and wrong, and then there's just pure evil.


3 comments

Sunday, June 12, 2022

Be My Guest

There's a very good reason Scandinavians didn't offer you anything to eat when you were a guest in their home. Well, there's a reason.


3 comments

Thursday, June 9, 2022

Das Appopriategermanphonesize (REMASTER)

Fun fact: in Germany, the hyphen is a staple crop


0 comments

Sunday, June 5, 2022

Minor Adjustment

Don't touch that dial!


0 comments

Thursday, June 2, 2022

Upgrade Required (REMASTER)

I need a translator.


2 comments

Sunday, May 29, 2022

Paternal Repetition

Father's Day? Which Father's Day??


3 comments

Thursday, May 26, 2022

Poor Planet Tourism (REMASTER)

But don't worry, this doesn't apply to YOU, for some reason.


2 comments

Sunday, May 22, 2022

Regional Expression

I always feel bad just jamming metal rods right into their faces


0 comments

Thursday, May 19, 2022

Security Stress (REMASTER)

Judge unto others as ye for sure are being judged


0 comments

Sunday, May 15, 2022

Restless Room

Hands down the scariest part of air travel


1 comments

Thursday, May 12, 2022

One Man's Trash (REMASTER)

And don't get me started on unlimited refills


2 comments

Monday, May 9, 2022

Textbook Ineptitude

Be more practical! No, not THAT practical


8 comments

Friday, May 6, 2022

Sedentary Workout (REMASTER)

Sitting around doing nothing is never less relaxing than this


0 comments

Sunday, May 1, 2022

Lag Strategy

Apathy is now my favorite strategy


1 comments

Friday, April 29, 2022

Ideal Critic (REMASTER)

Kids say the helpfulest things


3 comments

Sunday, April 24, 2022

La Pistola Humeante

A dishonest mistake


6 comments

Friday, April 22, 2022

Relative Indignity (REMASTER)

Not all struggles are equal


3 comments

Sunday, April 17, 2022

Annual Cycle

I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!


5 comments

Thursday, April 14, 2022

Extreme Detail (REMASTER)

Sometimes my artistic ability amazes even myself


3 comments