Sunday, February 2, 2020

Perfect Gift

Terrible gift ideas in China: green hats, clocks, anything white, umbrellas, pears, four of anything

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It really is the perfect gift!


11 comments:

  1. a green pear shaped clock-hat with an umbrella on top

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    1. Where can I buy those? Asking for a friend... ;)

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  2. I, too, always make sure to gift my hosts with umbrella-tipped clock hats, because who doesn't have a steady supply of those?

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  3. Plot twist: he knew the meanings already.

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  4. I've only just noticed the only number on that last clock is four...
    Does that mean it is always tea-time?

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    1. I'm not sure when tea-time is in China

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    2. I think the fact that 4 is considered an unlucky number in china and the clock is all fours is supposed to be the joke

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  5. Maybe it's a reverse paradox. If you combine enough bad luck items, they become a lucky charm again.

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  6. Just give him money...

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  7. Clocks are considered bad gifts because the word for clock sounds similar to the word for end in Mandarian

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